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Pacman

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Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

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The Marathon Runner's Big Secret

After twenty years of running marathons, Dave finally crossed the finish line in first place. The crowd went wild. Reporters rushed over with microphones. His coach was in tears. His family had flown in from across the country. Everyone demanded to know how he'd finally done it, what was his secret training method, his mental breakthrough, his dietary change?

Today Is Gonna Be the Day

Somebody told me to stop singing "Wonderwall."

Winter Is Coming... For You

Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones...

The Most Dangerous Disney Attraction

Everyone thinks the 'magic' at Disneyland happens in front of the castle at sunset.

The Password Memory Crisis

Why did the computer go to therapy?

A Peg Leg Up on the Alphabet

What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say "arrrrrrhh.")

Buy One, Get One Flying

FREEBIRD!

Spellbound by the Clock

How does a witch tell time?

As seen on a masonry truck

Cement shop robbed,

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Sokoban

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Think outside the boxes.

Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.

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A Hairy Change of Heart

I wasn't sure about the idea of a beard at first...

The Mythical Catch

There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men, and then there is the combination of all.

Retail Therapy on a Budget

Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes.

Pigskin Affection

What did the football say to the football player?

Irony Is Not Allowed (Ironically)

An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed."

The Four Seasons of Modern Living

My meteorologist friend explained that we no longer have Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter; instead, we have 'Pollination Panic,' 'Sweating Through My Shirt,' 'Pumpkin Spice Everything,' and 'Why Do I Live Where the Air Hurts My Face?'

All In on Love

Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me.

A Fault in Their Relationship

Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument...

Math Molars

Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist?

Red Light, Gym Light

Sometimes I'll stop the treadmill at the gym and run in place. When people ask me what I'm doing...

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