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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Prehistoric Bathroom Breaks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

The Polite Patriot

On Canada Day, I like to say "HAPPY CANADA DAY!" to people.

The Pig's Review

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Biscuit Business

I've got a new job in a biscuit factory.

The Voice

I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me.

A Party Fowl

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Caught in the Act

If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it?

Avian Ambition

My friend tried to get me with bird puns today.

Seal of Approval

Why are seals such homebodies?

Poultry Affection

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

Bouncing Off the Walls

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

The Twitter Paradox

Twitter is the only place where

Ghostly Commute

Why did the ghost cross the road?

Carnival Games

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Phone Ninja

Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone,

A Cheesy Diet

What kind of cheese should Richard eat?

Two musicians are walking down the street

One says to the other "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

Grizzly Habits

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

Social Footwear

An introvert looks down at his own shoes.