Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Supporting Roles
Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial.
The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
Parental Math
New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?
Nun of Your Business
If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans...
The Bluetooth Connection Struggle
My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.
