Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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A Reservation Issue
My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.
Scientific Undergarments
What brand of underwear do scientists wear?
The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation
My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.
A Terminal Case of Confusion
I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.
A Bird's Day in Court
Where do you find a murder of crows?
A Split Decision
My friend who lost the entire left side of his body just won a prestigious award for his positive attitude and incredible recovery. At the ceremony, they asked him if he ever felt like giving up during the long physical therapy sessions.
