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Zombie Survival Strategy

I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium

By Chuckles

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High Note Monk

Did you hear about the opera singing monk?

By Chuckles

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Chuck Norris Physics

When Chuck Norris does a pushup,

By Chuckles

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Shampoo Rebellion

Horrifically awaiting the day

By Chuckles

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Quacking Dead

A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier

By Chuckles

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Parental Perspective

As my friend confessed, 'My teenage daughter never even talks to me,'

By Chuckles

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Vacation Destination

Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort?

By Chuckles

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A Pirate's Steering Problem

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch. 'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender.

By Chuckles

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Internet Humor

What happens when i find a good joke?

By Chuckles

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School Joke

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?" Johnny: "Nothing, sir."

By Chuckles

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A Cross to Bear

I used to think that "Lacrosse"

By Chuckles

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Midnight Preparedness

I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.

By Chuckles

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Grounded Flight

My paper aeroplane won't fly.

By Chuckles

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Swift Regret

Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.

By Chuckles

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Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

By Chuckles

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The MLM Yak

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

By Chuckles

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Needle Phobia

I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.

By Chuckles

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The Fashionista Girlfriend

What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.

By Chuckles

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The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

By LaughParty

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Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

By LaughParty

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Artistic Audition

Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

By Chuckles

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