Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Shocking Kitchen Advice
If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?
The Never-Ending Question
4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions.
My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors
"If you want to leave" I told her,
The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
