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A Fairway to Go

How do most elderly golfers die?

Prehistoric Party Animal

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Weighty Matters

My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore

Rubbing People Wrong

I had to quit the massage business.

The Wasp's Knees

I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play.

Programmer's Heartbreak

Every function without you...

The Naughty List Shortcut

I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.

The Laundry Bucket List

I try to live each day like it's my last.

Sweet Roles

I've got a pretty big role coming up

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Uno

Uno gameplay preview

Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

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Medical Malpractice

My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg.

The Zoo Beat

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

Condescending Defined

A lot of people say I'm condescending...

Stoner Finance

Where do stoners keep their money?

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Hangman

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Have a vowel. Have a hunch.

Guess the hidden word, one letter at a time.

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The Customer is Always Right

I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer"

The Funny Farm Misunderstanding

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

Stuffed and Distracted

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Dental Dilemma

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

The Salad Lie

Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead...

Ape Walk

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

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