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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Salty Situation

Why is the peanut crying?

Knight Shift

I've just started work as a human chess piece.

Furniture Fables

What do you call lying furniture?

Gridiron Grub

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

The Fountain of Youth

A 13-year-old told me I was cool for an old person and asked if I was 23.

Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger

The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is.

The Streaming Cut

What's the worst cut of steak?

Dental Regrets

4 out of 5 dentists agree...

The Digital Cannibal

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Tech Upgrades

All the jokes about iPhone 6S

The Reddit Tax

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

A boy met a girl

She: Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place. He(smiling): Why thank u.. are u single?

Scientific Football

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Biblical Firefighters

Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?

The Snail's Joyride

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

The Bathroom Sonic Boom

I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion.

Student Loans

I'm not in favour of student loans.

The Lucky Hire

I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away.

The Wrong Juan

I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said...

Refracted Behavior

Where do naughty rays of light go?

A Smoky Sonata

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?