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Military Fashion

Where did the general put his armies?

Joe Hill

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

Tech Support Needed

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

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Pong

Pong gameplay preview

Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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A History of Blame

Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Fruit Frustrations

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Sock Relationships

Relationships are like socks.

Subway Alarm Clock

Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.

Pungent Humor

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

The Bar Strategy

Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?"

A Hairy Situation

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A Rare Find

For sale: Standards.

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Word Search

Word Search gameplay preview

Find words. Lose track of time.

Hunt for hidden words in humor-themed grids.

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The Blind Spot Dilemma

Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

The Tailor's Dilemma

[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?"

A Balanced Breakfast

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

A Quacking Good Time

Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*

Rewinding Sales

My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive

Botanical Math

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

The Helpful Intruder

Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day.

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