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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Final Outcome

Half of all marriages end in divorce...

Cookie Rebranding

They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos.

Searching for the Good Side

I'm trying to get on your good side,

The Literary Lizard

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

Colorful Mail

Life hack: Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge,

Store Shoppers

What do you call customers at Lidl?

So a duck walks into a bar...

He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says "Hey there, what can I get for you?"

The Dogma Dilemma

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

The Toasting Toll

I ruined my health

The Grill Master

My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks.

God

Noah: The aquarium. God: For what? Noah: The fish. God: Fish can survive floods.

Heavy Metal Browsing

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

The Fugitive Psychic

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?

The Buffet Sprint

*runs in place* *cracks knuckles* *stretches neck* *takes a deep breath*

Musical Genius

LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part.

Gnome Holiday Worries

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?

The Comedian's Dilemma

What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience?

The Expensive Penman

How does a penman make his living?

The Medical Baker

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Pirate Produce Pricing

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?