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A Baaahhhd Movie

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

Geographic Commentary

Instead of calling them flyover states

What if the missing plane is still up there?

Did you check the sky? "No."

Ironic Seating

So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony...

The Rebel Stirrer

Just stirred my coffee with a fork

A Tern for the Wurst

I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.

Belgian Youth

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Poultry Travel Plans

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Late Night Browsing

Insomnia causes

A Sith's Breakfast

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Big Catch

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

The Cat Meeting

I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.

Quality Control

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

Scrooge's Snack

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

Public Transit Pro

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.

The Hogwarts Relationship

I call my girlfriend Dumbledore.

Calendar Confusion

Can February March?

Foggy Photography

Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

Believing in the Impossible

I still believe in love.

You're a unit of power Joe.

"I'm a Watt?"

Down Under Intelligence

What's the secret service of Australia called?