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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Slinky Personalities

Some people are like Slinkies...

Space Exploration Mishaps

Curiosity killed the cat...

A Hungry Momma

Your momma's so fat...

A Colorful Conversation

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

Hydrant Factory Blues

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:

Early Shift

What time does a mechanic wake up?

CrossFit Confusion

My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym.

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.

Lawn Care Tragedy

I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

The Delivery Room Dilemma

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"

Gorilla Rejection

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*

Sticky Situation

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Safety First

I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of... what the hell,

Disposal Dilemma

My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana

A Bitter Commute

The definition of mixed emotions...

Toddler Troubles

It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.

The Fax of Life

My boss has a rather shrill phone voice.

The Chuck Norris Method

Chuck Norris was the original sculptor of Mount Rushmore.

Lumberjack Lag

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Charades Catastrophe

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack

The Zoo Exhibit

I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog.