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Lightening the Load

3 men were on a boat, and all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure of what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard.

Emo Compression

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Mustelid Mix-Up

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

The Console Crossing

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

Fashion Intervention

Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys...

Fishy Corrosion

Why are goldfish orange?

Bone Dry Bar Service

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer...

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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Exhausted Engine

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

The Truth Behind Whatever

There's a little "I'm jealous" in every...

A Light Difference

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

The Spud Alarm

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

24 Carrot Magic

Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen.

The Okra Show

And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod!

A Perfect Score

October 10th was such a great day.

A Lifting Career

I used to be a plastic surgeon.

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Pong

Pong gameplay preview

Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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Dress for the Job You Want

Forgot to do laundry again.

Psychic Problems

There's nothing more awkward than...

Arboreal Prejudice

What do you call a hatred for large plants?

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