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The Apathetic World

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

Spicy Afterlife

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?

The Lice Strategy

Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."

A Murderous Sight

I witnessed a murder today..

Penny for your thoughts

TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how much it's worth

Condescending Definitions

People tell me that I'm condescending

Musical Feces

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Medical Temperament

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

The Uncertain Bar Crawl

Two skeptics walk into a bar..

Aquatic Arachnids

Why are spiders good swimmers?

A Stolen Throne

Toilet stolen from police station.

A Colorful Mystery

What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint?

The Dog Email

My dog sent me an email the other day.

The Extroverted Engineer

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

Heavy Bones

How much does a corpse weigh?

Geeky Definitions

What do you call a dumb nerd?

Sea Snail

What do you call a snail in the sea?

Fruit Matrimony

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Legal Profit

My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes.

Financial Strategy

The best way of saving money is to...

Vague Ramblings

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...