Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Cemetery Cell Service Struggles
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
No End in Sight
No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
The Helpful Wife
My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk...
Italiacan Cuisine
I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants,
The Snickers Distraction
Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.
