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Feline Consumerism

My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.

By Chuckles

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The Procrastinator's Motto

Do it tomorrow.

By Chuckles

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Programming Puns

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

By Chuckles

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Morning Routine

I may not be getting laid tonight,

By Chuckles

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Signal Struggles

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

By Chuckles

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The Terminator's Workout

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

By Chuckles

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Skeletal Romance

How do skeletons reproduce?

By Chuckles

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Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

By Chuckles

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The Billion Dollar Bargain

Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?

By Chuckles

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High Standards

I've struggled for years to be above the influence...

By Chuckles

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The Donut Interview

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth*

By Chuckles

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Self-Correction

Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?

By Chuckles

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Chalkboard Philosophy

Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary,

By Chuckles

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Turtle Power Romance

How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout "Heroes in a half shell."

By Chuckles

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The Christmas Disappointment

My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with.

By Chuckles

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Vampiric Dining

Do hamburgers make good vampires?

By Chuckles

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A Bright Idea in Brazil

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

By Chuckles

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Camouflaged Cattle

What do you call a green cow in a field?

By Chuckles

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Fridge Logistics

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

By Chuckles

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Lumberjack Cinema

What's a lumberjack's favorite director?

By Chuckles

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Social Media Breakups

Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook

By Chuckles

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