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Scientific Sass

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

By Chuckles
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Island of Mild Displeasure

I'm not Madagascar...

By Chuckles
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Domestic Independence

I've become quite independent since my wife left...

By Chuckles
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Recycling Blues

Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had...

By Chuckles
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Daddy, are vampires real?

"No, sweetie. Go back to bed." *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie*

By Chuckles
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Uno

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Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

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Covering All the Bases

I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great...

By Chuckles
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The Towel Theory of Eternal Bachelorhood

My buddy used to say, "Why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."

By Chuckles
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They Never Saw It Coming

The bartender says, "This bar is for fortune tellers only."

By Chuckles
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The Skipper

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

By Chuckles
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It's taken me ages...

...but I've finally finished reading Stephen Hawking's book.

By Chuckles
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Mummy! Mummy!

Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

By Chuckles
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The Digital Werewolf

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

By Chuckles
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The Bassist's Dilemma

How do you know when there is a bassist at your door?

By Chuckles
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Fashionable Accommodations

Tight pants are like a cheap hotel...

By Chuckles
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Brow-raising Inventory

Man goes into the store and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters,

By Chuckles
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Going Full Circle on Temperature

I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.

By Chuckles
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Yahtzee

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Roll five dice. Pick your holds. Chase a great combo.

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The Tactile Legend

Chuck Norris

By Chuckles
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Speaking Fluent Emoji

Since my girlfriend discovered the eyeroll and tongue-sticking-out emojis...

By Chuckles
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Musical Misunderstandings

My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours.

By Chuckles
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