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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Scientific Drinking

Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution.

The Scent of Seniority

What do grandparents smell like?

Maths Debating

Everyone in my class is arguing about science,

Zookeeper Ethics

It's just sad how often I see zookeepers

A Tangled Tale

Wanna hear a pun about long hair?

Tiny House Living

Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: "Well, isn't this quaint?"

Interplanetary Travel Plans

It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars.

A Fruity Matrimony

Why do melons always have big weddings?

The Lord said unto John

Come forth and be awarded eternal life

A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

Panickin' Skywalker

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

The 3D Save Icon

I showed my son a floppy disk today...

The Price Is High

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

A Pine-y Palate

This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree

Reptilian Rhythm

What's a snakes favourite dance?

The Only Metric That Matters

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Defining Ignorance

Ignorance is not bliss.

Alarming Logic

If you believe the home alarm commercials,

Chemistry Cat-astrophe

When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.

Growing Up Denied

My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up