Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Digital Breadcrumb Trail
Online privacy is a myth because I once whispered the word 'spatula' in my sleep, and by breakfast, my social media feed was showing me a sponsored video for a silicone flipper that also plays jazz music.
The Memory Foam Betrayal
My wife asked me why I've started spending so much money on expensive memory foam pillows and high-tech orthopaedic mattresses lately.
Windows Weather Report
Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
Cleaning the Attic
Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''
The Coffee Conspiracy
I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower.
8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight?
Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom.
