Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock.
[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] "Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."
The Invisible Cake
Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why?
The Chicken Dinner
ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.