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Caller ID

"Go ahead, caller...."

By Chuckles
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Keep Your Distance

I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole!

By Chuckles
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Sudoku

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Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Paying in Toddler Time

Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4 days. What's my total?

By Chuckles
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Service Spirits

TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest?

By Chuckles
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Vocabularying 101

Use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people

By Chuckles
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Linkin Park Breakup

My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time.

By Chuckles
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Heavy Breathing

WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN?

By Chuckles
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Paranormal Phone Call

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

By Chuckles
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Aquatic Deity

'I am your God, and now it is night!'

By Chuckles
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Party of One

[Does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: Having a kid's birthday party?

By Chuckles
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The Party Equation

Why is F-time so much fun?

By Chuckles
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Lost for Words

I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute...

By Chuckles
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The Bronze Medalist

I've been told I'm not ambitious enough...

By Chuckles
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The Engineer's Introduction

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

By Chuckles
11 +0
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Airport Economics

Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times

By Chuckles
9 +0
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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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Grammar Comfort

What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?

By Chuckles
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Mammoth Misunderstanding

Salesman: Roll up roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale.

By Chuckles
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Roommate Math

My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me.

By Chuckles
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Supermodel Standards

I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor...

By Chuckles
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