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The Bus Audition

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around.

The Great Divorce

Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br'

The Woolly Hauler

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

The Party Animal

My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead.

Leaping Logic

A frog can leap higher than a house...

Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock.

[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] "Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."

Tax Bracket Blues

If you know the thread count on your bed sheets

Biblical Brewing

How does Moses make his tea?

Spooky Surgery

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?

Sole Searching

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

Italian Cuisine Geography

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

Chuck Norris Computing

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer.

The Thought Trap

I thought I really understood what I was thinking,

The Research Paradox

The more vital your research,

The Invisible Cake

Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why?

The Shelf Life Dilemma

I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date...

Cold Thinking

What thinks the unthinkable?

The Pancake Strategy

If the plan is "eat pancakes now figure out life later"

The Chicken Dinner

ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.

Golfing with Pachyderms

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

Pajama Safari

I once shot a deer in my pajamas...