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The Unfriendly Sequel

'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel

The Procrastinator's Guide

How does procrastination start?

Hipster Pizza

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Genetic Humor

How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?

Stationery Philosophy

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Dental Hygiene Promises

"I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"

Drive-Thru Logic

[Drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you

The Original Gift Basket

I bet the frankincense guy was all like,

Step 1: Put on Parachute

*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE

Shower Mystery

You think you're pretty smart

The Daily Grind

Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...

Citrus Cinema

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

Dining Down Under

What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant?

The Homework Loophole

Pappu: Should I be punished for the work which I have not done?

Musical Scales

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.

High Definition Viewing

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

Intergalactic Event Planning

How do you make a space party?

Feline Fizz

I just gave my cat some 7UP.

The Digital Family

Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet.

Space Travelers

What do you call an ant in space?

Detective Tech

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?