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Hat Humor

There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other:

By Chuckles

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Falling Down

I wrote a book about falling down the stairs, properly.

By LaughParty

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The Stick Shift

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

By Chuckles

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Farmyard Intelligence

What's the smartest animal on the farm?

By Chuckles

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The Eraser Philosophy

I named my eraser Confidence.

By Chuckles

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The Procrastinator's Resolution

My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

By Chuckles

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The Mallard's Tab

Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"

By Chuckles

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Condiment Confusion

For those who don't speak Spanish:

By Chuckles

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The Long Game

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?

By Chuckles

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The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation

My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.

By LaughParty

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I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.

By LaughParty

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Tied Up in Knots

Why were the sneakers so sad?

By Chuckles

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Law and Order: Blonde Edition

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

By Chuckles

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The Wandering Nun

What do you call a nun sleep walking?

By Chuckles

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A Chilly Lineage

If Frieza is King Cold's son...

By Chuckles

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The Magician vs The Lobbyist

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

By Chuckles

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Obvious Clarifications

Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death."

By Chuckles

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The Digital Prank

How do you troll someone?

By Chuckles

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Digital Degree

Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix,

By Chuckles

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A Bird's Day in Court

Where do you find a murder of crows?

By LaughParty

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The Chuck Norris Standard

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

By Chuckles

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