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Grandma's Many Lives

The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like...

Mathematical Melancholy

Why was the math book sad?

Grammar Bar

The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar...

A Captivating Read

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

Fish Cakes

A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?" Bartender: No we don't.

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Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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Goal-Oriented Relationship

Just found out that my new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football.

Tracking the Train

I can tell a train has been through here recently... You know how I can tell?

The Lynchian Godfather

What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

Udderly Ridiculous

I was going to tell you a joke about a cow.

Crime Stoppers

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Identity Crisis

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day...

Caffeine Confusion

There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster

Banker Blues

Why was the banker bored?

Gym Gains

There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick,

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Math Path

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Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

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Kitchen Defense

I was doing the dishes and I realized...

Dusty Business

I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wise Words from a Wabbit Hunter

Being fat is over weighted.

Holy Home Invasion, Batman!

What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor?

The Scent of Spring

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

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