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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

663 posts

Currency Weight

I feel quite light today.

Peak Comedy

Why are mountains so funny?

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Online Shopping Struggles

My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a "Sort by least ugly" option.

The Tiny Detective

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

The Culinary Alarm

I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working.

The Lip Service

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Voicemail Victories

Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail

The Slippery Situation

Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere.

Banking on Democracy

so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change.

The Narrator's Paradox

Me narrating a documentary about narrators

The Family Dinner Dilemma

I do not need to have a threesome...

Fighting Fit

My doctor had to put me on a new medication

Psychic Slices

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Hydration Issues

"Some say I have a drinking problem"

The Millionaire's Secret

Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire!

Musical Misconduct

Why was the musician arrested?

Musical Technology

What kind of computer can sing?

The Nap Double Standard

When my wife takes a nap, it's "desperately needed rest." When I do, it's "lazy chauvinist party-time."

Frisbae

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Banned from the Picnic

With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail