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The Cat Owner's Guide

Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?

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Elephant Envy

What did the elephant say to the man?

By Chuckles

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Sean Connery at Wimbledon

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

By Chuckles

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Marriage Advice

You want to know what marriage is like?

By Chuckles

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Bathroom Literature

My favorite book to read on the toilet is "The Shining."

By Chuckles

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Math Forum

Q: What is a 'forum'?

By Chuckles

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Elevated Wisdom

Confucius say . . . .

By Chuckles

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Short Party Problems

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

By Chuckles

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Family of Magicians

I come from a family of failed magicians

By Chuckles

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Pizza Pride

Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box?

By Chuckles

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A Reservation Issue

My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.

By Chuckles

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Holiday Spelling

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

By Chuckles

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Scientific Undergarments

What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

By LaughParty

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Hoot-worthy Security

What's an owl's favourite pin code?

By Chuckles

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The Magic Farm

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

By Chuckles

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What do grandparents smell like?

By Chuckles

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I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Holy cow how did you survive?

By Chuckles

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New Pet

I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

By Chuckles

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The Yodeling Lady

Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

By Chuckles

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Office Promotion

boss calls me into office: "um but sir my name is--"

By Chuckles

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The Trench Troubles

At first I didn't know how to dig a trench

By Chuckles

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