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The Misanthrope's Dilemma

There are two types of people in this world.

A Painful Night Out

So a blind man walks into a bar

A Pasta-tively Sad Pun

Today is National Pasta Day. I have a friend that would have loved today,

The Burrito Imposter

Thought I saw a walking burrito

THE HORROR!

*splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT'S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat

Coffee vs. Lingerie

Starbucks really isn't that expensive

The Nap Paradox

When I say I'm gonna take a nap,

Strategic Ignorance

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do,

Academic Pivot

Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom.

Lunchtime at the Farm

Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?

Golfing Nightlife

What do golfers do on nights out?

Customer Service Eternity

Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on.

Bad Luck Buffet

My black cat just ate my four leaf clover.

The Garlic Defense

Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.

Ape Appetites

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

The World-Saving Ratio

how many people does it take to save the world?

The Custardy Battle

I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over.

A Degree of Geometry

Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?

The Shrinking House

My house is really small

A Fiery Consequence

I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house.

The Soda Underground

Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP