Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Birds and the Bees
A lady asked me where my adopted son came from and I said if she doesn't know by now where babies come from
The Structural Integrity Specialist
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
The Antique Enthusiast
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Tech Support Nightmare
My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"
