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Its not you. Its me.

Twins going through a photo album

Pick a Card, Any Barnyard

I was playing guitar, then my 2 year old took my guitar pick and dropped it somewhere. "Where is my pick?" I said.

Alphabet Upgrade

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

A Narcissist's Mind

How do narcissists remember everything?

Chemical Rejection

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Marine Plumbing

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

The Art of Polite Persuasion

You know you're diplomatic when...

Dental Hazard

What's red and bad for your teeth?

Veni, Vidi, Vinaigrette

"I came, I added lettuce, I conquered"

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Minesweeper

Minesweeper gameplay preview

Small squares. Big suspense.

Read the numbers. Flag the mines. Trust your logic.

Play Minesweeper

The Definition of Courage

In middle school, Chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was.

Taxing Comedy

A comedian is called to the IRS, and they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, "Why?"

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Uno

Uno gameplay preview

Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

Play Uno

Marriage Prep 101

Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri.

Arachnid Dating

'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right*

Parking Authority

According to my current parking spot,

The Introvert's Security System

The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell.

Fruitful Confusion

If life gives you melons...

The Hitchhiker's Date

me: "so is this a date?"

A Barred Lawyer

Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse?

The Blind Carpenter

I see said the blind man

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