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The Professional Comedian

Boss: Tell me a joke. Me: I am busy.

Chest

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ?

Escargot-ing Nowhere Fast

Why do they eat snails in France?

Rising Expectations

Is the bakery hiring?

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Sudoku

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Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Parenting Discovery

My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot.

Customer Service Couture

Your call is important to us. Like, super important.

A Sweet Departure

I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral,

Oar Aisle

Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ...

Modern Final Moments

He died doing what he loved,

Forecast: Resignation

NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report.

Quantum Bar Hopping

Schrodingers cat walks into a bar

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Flappy

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Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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Dental Clubbing

My dentist told me I grind at night.

The Workout Excuse

Made plans to exercise with a friend.

A Buttery Bird

What bird tastes just like butter?

Yous shall not pass!

Yous shall not pass!

Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon?

Absolute Zero

If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius...

The Mile-High Criticism

Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes.

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Poker

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Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

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