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Vampire Real Estate

Where does Dracula live?

Time Square

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

Tech Virus

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

The Bar Brawl

A man walks into a bar...

The Notification Nobody Wanted

Knock knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who?

Barnyard Bust

The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn

Wanted Status

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

The Barista's Mysterious Mask

Why was the barista wearing a mask?

The Waiter's Logic

Patron: This bread is stale.

A Sight to Behold

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

Circus vs. Singles

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish?

Miraculous Makeovers

I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product,

Chilly Grin

Why was the snowman smiling?

Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer

Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...

Fruitful Twins

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

The Commuter's Dilemma

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

The Forecast Nobody Asked For

Knock knock. Who's there? Hail. Hail who?

The Flightless Mystery

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

Shocking Legal Advice

A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.

Tech-Savvy Tacos

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?