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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Time Traveler's Humor

In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour.

Toilet Seat Therapy

Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down. Me: okay.

Hard Hospitality

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board...

Medical Beats

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

The One-Word Challenge

Describe yourself in one word.

Teddy Bear Sprint

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Customer Service Roulette

When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance"

Absolute Zero Science

My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen,

Supermarket Stealth

Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know

State of Mind

I went to Oklahoma recently,

The Ace of Base Incident

TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed...

The Trail Mix Playlist

Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix.

Feline Victory

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

A Shocking Exit

Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."

Zen Insect

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

Star Wars Science

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Customs Confusion

I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs

The Child Whisperer

Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture.

The Existential Insomniac

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Friday Fanatic

Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays

Leia: This is romantic

Han: I know. Chewie: Rwwar. Leia: Does he have to be here?