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Timeline Trivia

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Put your past in order.

Arrange five historical events from earliest to latest.

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Rolled for Charisma

On our first date, I rolled for charisma.

By Chuckles
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Self-Checkout Calls for Backup

The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.

By Chuckles
11 +0
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Full of Potential Energy

My science teacher said I'm full of potential.

By Chuckles
12 +0
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The Sky Got the Soda Deal

A photographer captured a rare red lightning flash called a 'sprite' above a storm.

By Chuckles
10 +0
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Fight, Flight, or Furniture

Experts say the body has a fight-or-flight response.

By Chuckles
11 +0
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Fridge Offers Unsolicited Meal Advice

My smart fridge started recommending healthy recipes.

By Chuckles
11 +0
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Handmade Card, Peer-Reviewed

My son made me a card that said "World's Okayest Dad."

By Chuckles
14 +0
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The Snooze Button Treaty

My alarm clock and I have an understanding.

By Chuckles
11 +0
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Bedtime Contract Negotiations

My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.

By Chuckles
9 +0
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The Plant That Lowered Expectations

I bought a houseplant labeled 'impossible to kill.'

By Chuckles
10 +0
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Loyal Member, Zero Visits

I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.

By Chuckles
8 +0
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Graduated With Selective Honors

My dog finally finished obedience school.

By Chuckles
123 +0
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Democracy Dies in the Group Chat

I made a poll so the group could finally pick a restaurant.

By Chuckles
126 +0
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Work-From-Home Predator

Trapdoor spiders are basically introverts with a business plan.

By Chuckles
127 +0
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Snake

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Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

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Unexpected Item in My Life

The self-checkout machine yelled, 'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

By Chuckles
110 +0
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Gap Year Package

My package tracker has said 'Out for Delivery' for six straight days.

By Chuckles
121 +0
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My Identity Thief Is Thriving

My bank texted me about suspicious activity on my card. I panicked and checked my statement: kale, a gym membership, a day planner, and a book called 'Budgeting for Beginners.'

By LaughParty
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Haunted House Bravery Lasts Exactly One Hallway

I strut into every haunted house acting completely fearless.

By Chuckles
66 +0
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The Hardware Store Employee Is a Myth

I spent forty minutes searching the hardware store for someone who works there.

By Chuckles
66 +0

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