Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Lizards Know Where To Shop
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?
Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
The Barista's Mysterious Mask
Why was the barista wearing a mask?
Moses: The Original Tech Pioneer
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet...
The Flightless Mystery
What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?
