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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Target Practice

I tried to walk into Target...

Office Literature

Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

Ocular Observations

What did one eye say to the other?

A Delicious Discovery

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

The Dairy Thief

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Bond's Disguise

What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi?

Hipster Pizza

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Shower Mystery

You think you're pretty smart

Citrus Cinema

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

High Definition Viewing

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

Intergalactic Event Planning

How do you make a space party?

Detective Tech

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?

Gourmet Gorilla

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Small Scale Mystery

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

The Podcasting Pooch

Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.

Chilly Encounter

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Romantic Red Flags

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

Scientific Faith

Did you know that protons have mass?

A Slippery Situation

What's the slipperiest country?

The Bus Audition

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around.

The Woolly Hauler

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?