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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Shell Station

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Mountain Math

What's shorter than Mt. Everest?

Mathematical Ineptitude

"Describe yourself in 4 words."

The Extreme Easter Bunny

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

Trunk Logistics

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

The Surprise Greeting

I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...

Shower Time Hazard

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

KING SOLOMON

I shall cut it in two, half for each of you. WOMAN: sure

Man choking

Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Barn Raising Blues

Have you ever been to an Amish party?

Snack Time Symphony

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

Dietary Validation

Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,

Horoscope Honesty

Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.

The Unobservant Trio

Three blondes walk into a bar.

Physics Encouragement

What did the Physics professor say to the student?

Holiday Cricket

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?

The Eternal Hotspot

I want my tombstone to read "Free WiFi"

A Light Case

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.

Medical Advice

I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said?

The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis

My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.