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Small but Mighty

If you think you are too small to be effective,

The Fantasy Breed

What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?

The Expensive Bar Tab

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

Salon Struggles

Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me:

Prince Charming

I will awaken her with love's sweet ki--

The Pessimist's Silver Lining

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised

Steve the Grasshopper

A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

Playground Snacks

What do kids like to eat in the playground?

Career Advice

Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life

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Space Shooter

Space Shooter gameplay preview

Your break is cleared for launch.

Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.

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Artistic Footwear

What type of shoes do artists wear?

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Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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Quarterback Math

If Tom Brady joined Nickelback...

The Sunday Irony

Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?

The Percussive Trio

A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet

Digital Optimism

When one door closes...

A Healthy Diet

A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of broccoli up his nose.

Passive Aggressive Reptiles

Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.

Binary Blunder

There are ten types of people in this world

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?

Far Out Rescue

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

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