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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Foggy Photography

Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

You're a unit of power Joe.

"I'm a Watt?"

Down Under Intelligence

What's the secret service of Australia called?

Locomotive Weight Gain

What type of train gets fat?

Cephalopod Comedy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.

Timeless Humor

The best thing about adolescent humor...

The Hipster Lightbulb

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Condiment Privacy

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

Garage Sale Surprise

Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had.

The Smart Fridge

I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.

The Camel Conundrum

What do you call a three-humped camel?

A Fishy Romance

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

The Metric Cult

Who does the Metric Cult worship?

Safety First

A horse walks into the bar

The Barista Bandit

Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?"

Drummer's Dilemma

Why was the band late to their gig?