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Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

A Bloody Good Pun

Most animals don't like gore.

The Moose-Ant Dilemma

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

Babysitting Blunders

I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.

The Paranoid Bulb

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Reptilian Refreshments

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Botanical Romance

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?

The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

A Royal Dispute

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

Fishy Business

Why did the trout leave the cult?

Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...

Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer:

Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

The Vibe Check

Level of Spanish -

Parisian Currents

I went on a boat trip around Paris,

In-Flight Mischief

Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper

Spelling Bee Blues

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

The West Virginia Deli Dilemma

How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia?

Correction Requested

For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..."

The Hardware Hierarchy

Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle,

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?