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A Sharp Sense of Humor

Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory...

Gorilla Rejection

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*

Sticky Situation

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Social Netwerking

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Safety First

I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of... what the hell,

Disposal Dilemma

My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana

The Aspiring Insect

Why did the fly eat all of the butter?

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Four In a Row

Four In a Row gameplay preview

Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

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Toddler Troubles

It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.

Dwight's Farm

Dwight's farm has suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

The Fax of Life

My boss has a rather shrill phone voice.

The Chuck Norris Method

Chuck Norris was the original sculptor of Mount Rushmore.

Lumberjack Lag

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Charades Catastrophe

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack

The Zoo Exhibit

I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog.

The Analog Phone

If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is,

Modern Monikers

Imagine if last names were invented now,

The First Nap

I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like

The Starbucks Equation

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

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Pacman

Pacman gameplay preview

Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

Play Pacman

Prehistoric Philosophy

What did Socrates learn from the T-rex?

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