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Specific Ambitions

Growing up, I always wanted to be someone.

An Unlikely Alliance

An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

The Snickers Distraction

Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.

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Minesweeper

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Small squares. Big suspense.

Read the numbers. Flag the mines. Trust your logic.

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Slinky Personalities

Some people are like Slinkies...

Space Exploration Mishaps

Curiosity killed the cat...

A Hungry Momma

Your momma's so fat...

A Colorful Conversation

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

Hydrant Factory Blues

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:

Spooky Microbes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

Breaking the Rules

I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.

Skateboarding Struggles

I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler

Early Shift

What time does a mechanic wake up?

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Maze

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Getting lost is half the fun.

Find your way out of a fresh maze before time slips away.

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Perspective

You're not fat.

Bovine Mathematics

What do bulls do math with?

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.

Lawn Care Tragedy

I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

The Reddit Riposte

What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes?

The Delivery Room Dilemma

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"

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Hangman

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Have a vowel. Have a hunch.

Guess the hidden word, one letter at a time.

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