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The Procrastinator's Guide

How does procrastination start?

Hipster Pizza

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Genetic Humor

How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?

Stationery Philosophy

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Dental Hygiene Promises

"I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"

Drive-Thru Logic

[Drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you

The Original Gift Basket

I bet the frankincense guy was all like,

The Vegetarian Transformation

My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian,

Step 1: Put on Parachute

*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE

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Crossword

Crossword gameplay preview

A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

Play Crossword

The Daily Grind

Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...

Citrus Cinema

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

Dining Down Under

What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant?

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Uno

Uno gameplay preview

Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

Play Uno

The Homework Loophole

Pappu: Should I be punished for the work which I have not done?

Musical Scales

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.

High Definition Viewing

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

Intergalactic Event Planning

How do you make a space party?

The After-Hours Inquiry

I whisper to a dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest,

Feline Fizz

I just gave my cat some 7UP.

The Digital Family

Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet.

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