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Shrubbery Situation

Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it?

GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE-

GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?"

Digital Security

One man's girlfriend is...

Alphabetical Assurance

What did T say to reassure V?

Irish Traffic Woes

Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland?

Canadian BBQ Season

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

Mathematical Melancholy

Why was the math book sad?

Fish Cakes

A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?" Bartender: No we don't.

Culinary Heritage

What do you call a native american cook?

Tracking the Train

I can tell a train has been through here recently... You know how I can tell?

Udderly Ridiculous

I was going to tell you a joke about a cow.

Caffeine Confusion

There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster

Banker Blues

Why was the banker bored?

Gym Gains

There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick,

Vegetable Racing

If you were in a race with vegetables

Kitchen Defense

I was doing the dishes and I realized...

Dusty Business

I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Poolside Observations

Whoa, calm down,

Clown Business

Why do clowns hate assassins?

Reptilian Detective

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Naughty Power Plant

Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?