Find your next laugh.

Frequency Issues

Learning about frequency is so boring ...

[at a spelling bee]

Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath*

The Four Sides of Truth

There are now 4 sides to every story.

Halloween Traditions

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

The Hanks Connection

What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?

Skincare Strategy

I don't want anti-wrinkle cream,

Canine Consumerism

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

The Culinary Mystery

What's big, red, and eats rocks?

The Stoplight Shame

Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light.

Tipsy Thoughts

Cheesy Insanity

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

A Loss for Words

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.

Thumb War Tragedy

CW: Oh my God, what happened?

A Heartburn Tragedy

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

Geometric Geometry

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Shower DJ

Oh you're in the shower?

Currency Crisis

50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar...

Phone Booth Problems

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Traffic Stop Tactics

[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat*