How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you call a queue of boxers?
What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?
WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:
Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback...
The secret to my success
Green Lantern
What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?
Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths 'not guilty'] Me: hot milky
Horses are very contrarian...
Parallel lines have so much in common.
I bought some vinyl cleaner,
I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters. But not all together.
They took my mood ring...
Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, "Moo."
Why did the Chicken cross the playground?
I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.
Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes. Do I never pick up phone calls on it?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street.
Why do felines always win board games?