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Totally Original

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme,

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By Chuckles
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The Aging Process

I'm old.

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By Chuckles
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The Geometry of Traffic

The shortest distance between two points is always...

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By Chuckles
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Fruit Litigation

Two apples enter a bar...

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By Chuckles
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A Nautical Nuisance

What would you call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

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By Chuckles
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Wizardly Habits

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

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By Chuckles
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Cowboy Calamity

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

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By Chuckles
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Rough Life

Being a dog with no legs

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By Chuckles
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The Existential Interview

INTERVIEWER: thank u, those are all my questions. do u hav any questions for us ME: yes...why do i want this job

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By Chuckles
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The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

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By LaughParty
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The Penguin's Career Advice

I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.

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By LaughParty
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Spicy Misconception

Pepper spray...

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By Chuckles
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Morning Motivation

All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...

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By Chuckles
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Date Night Cinema

Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside.

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By Chuckles
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Floating Wool

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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By Chuckles
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A wife gets naked...

and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?'

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By Chuckles
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Snowed In at the NSA

Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter?

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By Chuckles
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The Pachyderm Surprise

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

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By Chuckles
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The Gosling Effect

I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out.

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By Chuckles
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Discount Grammar

Teacher: Johnny, please use 'discount' in a sentence. Johnny:

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By Chuckles
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Dung Beetle Dilemmas

"Getting real tired of your crap..."

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By Chuckles
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