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Academic Career Paths

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

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By Chuckles
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The Capri Sun Assassin

It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle,

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By Chuckles
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Things that are better left unsaid

1. 2.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

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By Chuckles
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I'd like a nice stiff entendre please.

Want me to make it a double?

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By Chuckles
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Nobody Likes This

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.

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By Chuckles
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Fruit-crossed Lovers

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

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By Chuckles
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The Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

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By Chuckles
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Fitness Fail

Weighed myself. Did elliptical for 30 minutes. Weighed myself. Half a pound heavier.

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By Chuckles
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Inheritance Strategy

Tip of the day:

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By Chuckles
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The Adult Reality Check

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why.

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By Chuckles
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Summer Abroad

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

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By Chuckles
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Dairy Dreams

I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.

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By Chuckles
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Microwave Diplomacy

How do you reheat a cold war?

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By Chuckles
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The Duck's Opinion

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Nice pig says the bartender.

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By Chuckles
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The Fellowship of the Followers

Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword. Legolas: And you have my bow. Gimli: and my axe.

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By Chuckles
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Canine Composer

It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano

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By Chuckles
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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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By Chuckles
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The Monday Morning Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?

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By LaughParty
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Hydrated Hobbies

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

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By Chuckles
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The Final Status

My tombstone will just say "Deactivated."

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By Chuckles
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