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Joke Jokes

6yo Son

Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower?

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By Chuckles
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Bank Account Security

I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember:

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By Chuckles
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A Nautical Farewell

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

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By Chuckles
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Winter Anatomy

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

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By Chuckles
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The Sinking iPod

I named my iPod "The Titanic."

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By Chuckles
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Budgeting Like a Pro

Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.

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By Chuckles
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The Lincoln Navigator

Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns...

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By Chuckles
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Coffee Shop Trust

Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.

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By Chuckles
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Garden Fashion

Does this leaf make me look fat?

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By Chuckles
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South American Wealth

What do you call a rich South American?

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By Chuckles
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Oddly Even

Girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... Girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers?

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By Chuckles
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Dim Sum Lighting

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

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By Chuckles
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Primate Tactics

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

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By Chuckles
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International Arms Dealer

Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman?

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By Chuckles
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Fashionably Hungry

Never go shopping on an empty stomach,

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By Chuckles
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Walken on Sunshine

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

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By Chuckles
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The Marital Compromise

Make love not war...

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By Chuckles
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Smooth Moves

Black ice is just like regular ice...

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By Chuckles
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The Influencer's Big Following

I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.

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By LaughParty
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Beach Geometry

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

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By Chuckles
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Indifferent Philosophy

Ignorance or apathy?

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By Chuckles
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