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The Future of Software

Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself.

Leopard Love

If you love something, set it free.

The Aftermath

What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?

Vegetarian Relations

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Bigfoot's Bar Tab

Bigfoot walks into a bar..

Lost the Plot

I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery.

The Lightbulb Logic

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spirit Animal

Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.

French Valentine

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

The Broken Spacebar

A friend texts: 'myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative?'

Extinct Flexibility

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Emotional Infrastructure

What part of the road is always crying?

Seasonal Flirtation

Is your name Summer?

The Twelve-Year Slip

I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because...

Feline Botany

Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you.

The Tardy Ghost

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

Parenting Priorities

Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car,

The Howling Dog

I told my dog to bark.

Brewing Light

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Remote Control Priorities

Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote

Mario & Luigi

Mario: Ey Luigi, whats this funny ol' image called.