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The Atom Trust Issue

Why should you never trust atoms?

A Chilly Diagnosis

I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the arctic...

Traffic Stop Logic

COP: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

The Fear Factor

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.

A Mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.

His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"

The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...

A Baaahhhd Movie

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

Geographic Commentary

Instead of calling them flyover states

What if the missing plane is still up there?

Did you check the sky? "No."

Ironic Seating

So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony...

The Rebel Stirrer

Just stirred my coffee with a fork

A Tern for the Wurst

I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.

Belgian Youth

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Poultry Travel Plans

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Late Night Browsing

Insomnia causes

A Sith's Breakfast

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Big Catch

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

The Cat Meeting

I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.

Quality Control

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

Scrooge's Snack

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

Public Transit Pro

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.