Find your next laugh.

The Musical Canine

The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her.

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

Appliance Navigation

GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass.

High Fidelity Victory

Why do audiophiles never lose a fight?

High Stakes Diet

I lost 50 pounds in two days.

Low Maintenance Pets

Dust bunnies are great pets because...

Pronoun Problems

I'm still learning my pronouns...

Persistent Delusions

Things I know I cannot do but still try to:

Watchful Guardian

Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex?

A Healthy Salad

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

The Beetle's Request

A dung beetle walks into a bar

Emotional Confusion

My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions

Straight from the Horse's... Other End

A horse walks into a bar...

The Best Workout

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch.

See that guy over there?

I have to serve him with papers today. Oh really? Why?

Lightening the Load

3 men were on a boat, and all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure of what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard.

Emo Compression

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Mustelid Mix-Up

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

The Console Crossing

Why did the console peasant cross the road?