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Geeky Definitions

What do you call a dumb nerd?

Sea Snail

What do you call a snail in the sea?

Fruit Matrimony

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Legal Profit

My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes.

Financial Strategy

The best way of saving money is to...

Vague Ramblings

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

Beach Body Hacks

Lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach?

The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

The Vanishing Act

A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!

Spider-Man's Last Stand

A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen.

The PC Pun

My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said "Dont you mean an African American computer?"

A Fruity Handful

What do you call a handful of gravel?

Cooling Strategy

If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun.

Statue Bro

What did the kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue?

A Name to Remember

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.

Rock Paper Scissors

Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.

Feline Phobias

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Grunge Vintage

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

The Pregnancy Paradox

Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby,"

The Fitness Journey

I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?