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Blood

Knock Knock. Who's there!

The DIY Groomer

I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding,

A Simple Request

Waiter: What can I get you sir? Gastronomist:

Bearded Ark Builder

The rain is starting to worry me.

A Heavy Milestone

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.

Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?

The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

Pointless Technology

Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.

Pasta Automotive

My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

A Tall Order

I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.

Text from niece

I'm board!

A Musical Swim

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

Retail Theater

Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond

Midnight Snacking

You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night?

Shocking Savings

How much for these old batteries?

HR Investigation

HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right?

The Teflon Paradox

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON...

Parental Math

New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?

X-Ray Xylophone

me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

A duck walks into a bar...

Sweater Fashion Faux Pas

People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride