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German Efficiency

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"

A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks.

His dad says, "40 dollars?"

Cemetery Cell Service Struggles

My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.

No End in Sight

No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.

The Helpful Wife

My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk...

Appraisal Issues

I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth

Infinite Ink

My "Pi" tattoo

Italiacan Cuisine

I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants,

Imperial Night Out

The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night.

A Fizzy Profession

I have a job crushing pop cans.

Biblical Connections

So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark.

Frozen Puns

This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

Soccer Puns

So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening

Marital Status

What's the male equivalent of a widow?

The Mathematical Mystery

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

The Fonz's Favorite

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Speed Demon

I just raced a Smart car.

Canine Cyclists

The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes.