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Barometer of Quality

You know it's a really good bar when...

The Arctic Ark

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

The Employment Line

I'll do a lot of things for money,

The Honest Husband

A woman asked her husband "what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered,

The Principal's Big Announcement

My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.

Customer Service Time Travel

Thank you for calling.

Tiny Dairy Farming

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Identity Crisis

Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?

High Notes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

Linux Aggression

How did the Linux admin commit assault?

Grammar Bar

Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar.

The HR Subject Line

It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with "Your Twitter Account" in the subject line.

Currency Conversion

With how fat America is,

Tyson's Movie Picks

What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

The Burger Defense

Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers,

Calendar Conspiracy

New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies

River Denial

A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help?

The Literary Peer

Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college.

Modern Interviewing

[job interview] "So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"

Parenting Math

Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent.

The Doorbell Defense

So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is