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Marvelous Noodles

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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By Chuckles
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The Overworked Clock

The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.

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By LaughParty
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The Speed of Chuck

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light.

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By Chuckles
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German Internet Culture

What do Germans look at on the internet?

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By Chuckles
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The Stationary Actor

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

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By Chuckles
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River Vision

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

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By Chuckles
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Inmate Communication

How do you call a prison inmate?

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By Chuckles
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The Mustard Solution

How to get mustard out of your white shirt?

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By Chuckles
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Telegraphic Apologies

How do telegraph operators apologize?

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By Chuckles
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The Slinky Reality Check

Showing my 4yo a Slinky, I say: 'Look, it's walking down the stairs.' The kid asks: 'What else can it do?'

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By Chuckles
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Me

[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU

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By Chuckles
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Relativistic Geometry

I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity...

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By Chuckles
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Furniture Troubles

Knock Knock. Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

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By Chuckles
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The Wealthy Sorceress

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

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By Chuckles
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A Thief's Perspective

Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because

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By Chuckles
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Quantum Comfort

Are you afraid of quantum mechanics?

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By Chuckles
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Solo Conversationalist

I have been single so long,

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By Chuckles
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Badminton Blues

I try to be a good sport,

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By Chuckles
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Soccer Struggles

I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes,

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By Chuckles
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Gigabyte Blues

The band's name is 1023 MB.

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By Chuckles
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The Visualization Problem

My girlfriend says I can't visualize things.

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By Chuckles
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