What do you call a bee that gets engaged?
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?
Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas?
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...
*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory
In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body.
What does the Pope use to dry his hands?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today,
* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?
Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby."
Worrying works!
An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar
What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?
Why did the milking stool only have three legs?
How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you call a queue of boxers?
What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?
WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:
The secret to my success
Green Lantern