Find your next laugh.

Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor!

My son John swallowed the can opener!

Cheesy Humor

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

Financial Philosophy

Whats the problem with tainted money?

Double Trouble

What do you call twin kittens?

The Gum Solution

This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"

The Tech Singer

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer?

A Numeric Tragedy

Why did the number 6 cry?

Market Volatility

I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!!

The Flintstone Difference

What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi?

Icebreaker

So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?

A Grilling Mistake

ME: hey baby. HOT GIRL: ... ME: ... HOT GIRL: ... ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME:

Sharknado Fears

We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

A Brick-Built Elf

What do you call an elf made of lego?

A Soothing Funeral

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

Weasel Words

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Financial Botany

They say money doesn't grow on trees.

Reptilian Photography

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

Commuter's Cramp

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors.