Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Grammar School Dropout
What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
Calculus and Governance
Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country
The Ultimate Comeback
My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes.
Noodle Prayer
Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco.
Canine Complaint
Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...
Vinyl Decorating
Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl.
Desert Island Preferences
Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be?
A Chilly Musical Pun
Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold...
Facebook Connections
The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is,
Monopoly with Chuck
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
The Insomniac Coder
A programmer began to cuss because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed, looping round in her head was:
Cat-astrophic Morning
woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up.
Teenage Lighting
How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?