Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A Literal Punchline
I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me.
Binary Expectations
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't,
Marine Biology 101
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
Man choking
Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*
Van Gogh's Resolution
Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to the new year?
Flashback Memory
Wait... which tile was next?
Watch the sequence, then tap it back in the same order.
Play Flashback MemoryWhy didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Baa-Dum-Sss
What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?
Poker
Keep your cards. Lose your frown.
Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.
Play PokerSnack Time Symphony
What music is good to listen to while having a snack?
A Flush Situation
Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen.
Nautical Bragging
My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht.
Dietary Validation
Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,
Horoscope Honesty
Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.