Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Fantasy Breed
What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?
The Expensive Bar Tab
What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
Grammar Matters
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?
Far Out Rescue
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
The Pear Pay Rise
I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied.
Miraculous Makeovers
I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product,
The Flightless Mystery
What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?
Shocking Legal Advice
A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.