Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Subway Alarm Clock
Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.
The Bar Strategy
Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?"
A Hairy Situation
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
The Dave Dilemma
A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay.
The Blind Spot Dilemma
Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?
The Tailor's Dilemma
[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?"
Cannon
Aim high. Laugh at the misses.
Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.
Play CannonA Quacking Good Time
Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*
Tic Tac Toe
X marks your next brain break.
Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.
Play Tic Tac ToeThe Helpful Intruder
Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day.
The Wasp's Knees
I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play.
The Naughty List Shortcut
I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.