Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Pirate's Curriculum
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
The Hungry Advertiser
How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?
A Graphic Designer's Argument
What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?
Gotham Fashion Advice
A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up.
Synthesizer Heartbreak
I was dating an analog synthesizer but I had to break it off.
Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub
The first one says "Give me the soap".
Carb Loading
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread
The Detective's Alma Mater
What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?
Literal Naming Conventions
Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy
The Homeless Bachelor
Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home.
The Tortilla Test
True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant
The Irony of eBay
I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken.
The Feline Solution
[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way!
The Puzzle Master
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?