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Move Over Espresso: Why Stubbing Your Toe Is the New Ultimate Morning Caffeine Hack

Forget the roasted beans, the artisanal froth, and the overpriced cardboard sleeves that somehow always burn your thumb. According to the latest findings in the world of frantic productivity, coffee is officially dead. The new king of the morning routine is much cheaper, significantly faster, and requires absolutely zero sugar: it is pure, unadulterated p…