Treedelivery

Local Inventor Unveils Cannon That Delivers Christmas Trees at 60 MPH

A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the inventor, the town and the very confused reindeer. For generations, getting a Christmas tree home has followed a sacred ritual. You wander a frozen lot for two hours, reject forty perfectly good trees for being "too Charlie Brown" or "too aggressive," then strap…