Toothfairy

My daughter lost a tooth and set it up like an offering for the toothfairy

In the high-stakes world of childhood finance, the Tooth Fairy has long held a monopoly on the calcium-for-cash exchange market. Most kids play it safe by shoving a bloody incisor under a pillow and hoping they do not wake up to a mouthful of feathers or a glitter-induced sinus infection. However, one young girl has decided that the standard business mode…