Toddler

Local Toddler Achieves Lifelong Dream of Becoming Middle Management at Chicken Coop Display

Sources close to the situation confirm that a small child has successfully infiltrated the display chicken coop at a farm supply store, and nobody has ever looked prouder of a breaking-and-entering. She was not there to buy anything. She was there for the vibe. Witnesses report that the child slipped away in the time it takes a parent to ask, "Do we need…