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Local Man Discovers Being 6 Foot 5 Does Not Make His Racism Any Shorter or Less Stupid

In the grand, illustrious history of bad ideas, there is a special, velvet-lined trophy room for people who believe that being tall is a substitute for having a functional personality. Last week, outside a local pub that smells faintly of spilled cider and broken dreams, a particularly vertically gifted gentleman decided to test the theory that a racist t…