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Florida Man Discovers 7-Foot Boa Constrictor Is the Ultimate Monday Morning Speed Bump

In most parts of the civilized world, the morning routine consists of a mild existential crisis, three cups of coffee, and perhaps a frantic search for matching socks. But in Florida, the morning commute involves a survivalist subplot that would make Indiana Jones retire to a desk job at a library. One local resident recently proved that in the Sunshine S…