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Man Fires Eleven Streaming Services, Hires Elderly Laptop Named Gerald

Local household manager Dennis Pruitt-Okafor announced this week that he has freed himself from monthly subscriptions. His new entertainment empire runs on a decade-old laptop with a fan that sounds like a tiny hairdryer arguing with a kazoo. The trouble began when Dennis opened his banking app and found a column of small recurring charges, each one a dif…