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Science Reaches Breakthrough Discovery That Everything You Love Is Slowly Killing You

Science used to be cool. We used to get the moon landing, neon-colored Gatorade, and those little dinosaur sponges that grow in water. But lately, science has transitioned into that annoying roommate who reminds you that you haven't washed your bedsheets since the Obama administration. It has become a relentless buzzkill designed specifically to ruin ever…