Pumpkinford

Comic Fiction: Orange Cone Crosses Road, Local Drivers Remain Committed to Ignoring Everything

A LaughParty comic take. Note: This is a work of comic fiction and not a news report. All people, places, and cones are invented for fun. In the made-up town of Pumpkinford Heights, Officer Dale Winklebottom had a bold idea: if drivers wouldn't respect a crosswalk sign, maybe they'd respect a giant orange cone with legs. He had a plan. He'd put on a foam…