Matchmaking

Love at First Sight: How to Find the One in a Bar That Smells Like Regret and Cheap Gin

In the modern dating landscape, finding someone who shares your specific brand of weirdness is like finding a functional printer in a public library. It is nearly impossible, yet we keep trying. Take Dave and Brenda, for instance. They met at a dimly lit bar where the floor was sticky enough to steal your shoes, and the air smelled faintly of regret and c…